Yeah, laugh or else! By the way, I must tell you how much I love the MG take on G&S (Gilbert & Sullivan). Sooper.
Ach, ist a vere gut Idee, zer Boots, oder Gummistiefel und Sohn, as they are know here. It ist a rather leaden German attempt at humour. Zey haf vays of makink you laugh. Vell at least ze are tryink. Ask any Cypriot.
379. Jacqui Chaplin
Yes, you can, silly. Try Boots - cheap and effective. I trust the Germans haven't taken over Boots as well as Cyprus, ha ha. Who is this MG bloke, anyway Sounds like a sports car to me.
Well, I do have issues, since you mention it, especially with namby-pamby hoity-toity spotted prancers, but I imagine that anyone would, really. And you just can't get a really efficient nail polish remover for love nor money these days. Try! You see?
377. Jacqui Chaplin
Come on, ladies. Methinks thou doth protest too much. Methinks you have issues of your own. You'll be bitching about nail polish next. Why don't you talk about Mr G's music as this appears to be Mr G's site?
I feel your point about bathing in Satan's urine is a compelling one. However the clincher for me is Shirley Temple and the fishy dancing; I am forced to admit that these issues are difficult to gainsay.
375. Perry Masonmint
The Maels are gay! And evil too! I've hear d tell that they were washed in Satan's urine on the headstone of Charles DeGaulle's grave during a Summer Solstice. Why would a grown man dress and sing like Shirley Temple? And then there's the notorious "fishy dancing." Thhis is an open and closed case isf you ask me.
I know, I know! Couple of nasty spotted prancers...... As for the flaming Canadian - well , we just had to wean him off the baby oil, to be frank.
I wasn't on the Bognor Express though - badger on the line at Whopping, services completely buggered up. Wrong kind of badger.
373. Otis Spedding
Hi Martin, Weren't you on the Bognor Express? Also, I cast my vote for the Maels being very gay!!! For God's sake, just listen to their music!!! Egad, how did you mange such a punk sound with a flaming Canadian for a drummer?
Oh, we're quite liberal here, you know. In Radio Stars, we even had a Canadian drummer, if you can imagine. I refer you to my learned friend Mr Jelly for further debate.
371. Jacqui Chaplin
Oh, no. The Maels are definitely NOT gay. I'm not telling you how I know this to be a fact. MYOB.
I think you either know much more or much less than you should, Mr So-called Jelly.
369. Warton's Jelly
Russell and Ron are poofters are they? It only seems right.
I do not thimk you is have been akkurate on this issue. For a start - why would the tone-deaf guitar playing person pretend to be a monkey? I do not t himk you have thought this out at all well. Please try again.
367. Flatulonimbus McVoot
After viewing the contents of this wonderful site, I am reminded of what might have been. If only The Thoughts of Gordolistdavjack had been officially released. There would have been no need for Noddy Holder or the Monkees. Such a pity.
Rat, you scrofulous sack of rat pus! How marvellous to hear from you, I'm so sorry to have been rather busy for the last 25 years. And there's another 25 just coming up, and then hell freezing over and all, but right after that, I'll be there! You rock, Rat! You rat, Rock! Let's do it for the kids! Rock! Wrath! Special Brews all round! Barrel on! Barrel off!
365. Rat Boone
Martin, you old bat scrotum! How are ye doin'? Me and the lads have gotten The Uncircumsized Lords of The Underworld back together. Hows about you comin' down to the secret rehearsal hall and samplin' the last of our supply of Wotney's Red Barrel and writin' a few charts for about 209 original songs we just put down? The help would be appreciated matey!
Hey Hugh! Is that yugh? How do yugh dugh? What's nugh? I hope you are not blugh! Personally I would rather be grheen. Do you know what I mhean?
363. Hugh McDowell
Hello Martin. I've recently got hold of a Brennell Mini 8 and, Having baked old soggy tapes, I've been transfering stuff to Logic. There are some of your songs etc. on them some great stuff that we recorded here. It would be good to reestablish contact; with a possible view to some more development/ colaboration. Please mail me. All the best. Hughxx
Ooooh, get back in the knife drawer! I bet it's still better than Scooter, at any rate. Nice to see that you are keeping well. At least, well for a long-dead rock person with a funny hairstyle. Everything is relative, isn't it...?