I'm not faint-hearted, as you know. We could get together and do the fish dive! Don't drop me, though.
400. Ralph nader
So sorry to hear that Russell has "biten' the weenie" for the last time. Why was he called the "Iron Lady/"
It's not for the faint of heart, believe me. Can you imagine a boot stamping on a human face, for ever? Well, it's not like that, at any rate.
398. Jacqui Chaplin
Can you at least describe it?
Oh, no, I know my place. Best left to the professionals, I think. I am but a minnow when it comes to the fishy terpsichorean art.
396. Jacqui Chaplin
Look, someone explain this fishy dancing malarkey to me, please! You can give a demonstration if you wish, Martin.
I am sure that all groupers will eagerly join with you in an official lowering of their fins to half-mast. So to speak. But the Iron Lady was a man of few words, as we are well aware. She preferred to fishily dance her way out of trouble. And why not.
The "Iron Lady" has passed on!!! So sorry for all you Sparks fans! Especially you groupers. Russell was a good Sheila were he not?
I don't believe that Mr Dong is a real person. I mean, who would call a child Dean, for God's sake? Bruce Dong I could believe.
392. Jacqui Chaplin
I'm not a groupie. Never been any where near the MG bloke. (That was just a vicious rumour.) Go poke yourself in the visual region, Mr Dong. Then stick a hot poker in the rectal area.
391. Red Otisding
I think Mr Spedding has hit it right on the tip of the bicuspid. Who bleedin' gives a tinker's arse if the Maels "ploonk somebody else's magic twanger?"
Get back in the knife drawer, Mr Dong, you great prancer!
389. Dean Dong
There appears to be a groupie giving Martin advice regarding "G&S." What sad times these are.
388. nic daniel 7
Hey Martin, are you in the new my space ? Nic
Domo arigato, my friend! I am hoping that Mr Tsunami is not making his regular appearance in your islands? If so, he will no doubt be overcome by the power of ROCK! And naturally the mystery of ROLL!! Which is to say nothing about the travesty of E MAJOR!!!
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385. Jacqui Chaplin
You must get those G&S songs done, Martin. They'd be great. I have another question. ("Oh, really?" I hear you cry, with great surprise.) But I'll ask that via another medium. That's if she's finished with the seance now.
384. Mrs Slutbucket
Christ, I thought you wanted me to! I was only doing you a favour!! Why is everything so complicated with you pooves, anyway?!?
383. Russell M
Mom!!! Will you stop saying I'm not gay!!! You know how badly I want to "come out of the closet." Seriously, Just stop! OK?
Ah, G&S, thank you kindly! There is actually a large pile of hand-picked G&S sitting on the To-Do pile, all polished and panting, oiled and frankly gagging for it.