Hmm, what is it, a JCB? I might have a couple of ideas.
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21.05.2013 23.42
420. Patsy
Hello Martin. How is my favorite set of fun buns? Real winners they are! hey! What do you know about dismantling a tractor?
13.05.2013 5.39
419. Patsy
Hello Martin. How is my favorite set of fun buns? Real winners they are! hey! What do you know about dismantling a tractor?
13.05.2013 5.39
418. MG
Mr Ums! This is exactly the sort of thing up with which I will not put. I now need to have a Swarfega shower in order to thoroughly cleanse away every trace of bucolic bumpkin-ness with which I have been infected just by reading this appalling and tragic story.
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21.04.2013 10.41
417. Braxton Bragg
Martin! Jacqui! Dean!!! How are you all doing? Have you been to Wisconsin lately? I just love the cheese and the smell of the dairy air! Kind of reminds me of the haIry woodpeckers you find in Germany this time of year.
21.04.2013 6.26
416. MG
Aha, that's what you think! 'Mouseover' is a perfectly good instruction to those who know about mouses. Cue humblebum!
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18.04.2013 20.09
415. Mrs Ron Mael
Mouse over envelope! Miouse over envelope! The Typical Bloke can't give proper instructions, Olaf. MG is talking to himself as usual. Cue tumbleweed.
18.04.2013 16.43
414. Mrs Ron Mael
Anyway, Goodbye!
18.04.2013 16.37
413. Nigel Molecule
Hey Mr King! Ah thought you wuz lorng gorn, ma fren. Good ter see some wise words of wisdom round these parts, the durn guestbook seems to have been hijacked by god-damn pinko lefty fag commies! String 'em all up! It's tha only langwidge they unnerstan!
But they are not gophers, they are like some kind of mole, ah think. Hello from the peeble of Yurp!
16.04.2013 11.17
412. chuck "dingle" berry
hi martin! it's me, the king of rock n roll! hello to all your fans and friends too. one thing i would like to point out about miss jacqui, is that y'all are sayin' she is a groupie for the mael brothers. you dimwits are talkin' about the gayest dudes in europe! no way a female has any kind of sexual contact with those gophers.
16.04.2013 6.45
411. Brian Damage
Can I just say that I have no idea what you are going on about? I can? Thank you. I have no idea what you are going on about.
15.04.2013 18.41
410. MG
Ah, my old friend Mr Dong! I believe that fish are much overrated but I think that you have made a wise move, especially in terms of that deaf guy.
15.04.2013 9.34
409. Dean Dong
Dear Ms groupie, I would find "poking myself in the visual region. Then sticking a hot poker in the rectal area" about as enjoyable as listening to "Little Beethoven" or being married to you. I'll pass on all three.
15.04.2013 6.01
408. MG
How nice to have a bit of fishy harmony in these parts. I hope you are very happy together.
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13.04.2013 7.54
407. Olaf
I agree with the groupie on this one, which shows what a sick guy I am.
13.04.2013 2.40
406. MG
To which I feel entitled to respond with the German saying 'Frauen und Technologie!'
Mouse-over! Status! Mouse-over! Status!
Erich Maus-Ãœber
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12.04.2013 20.30
405. Jacqui Chaplin
Can't see his email address. I know a gentleman never tells - but what about you?
12.04.2013 17.25
404. MG
Oh, I couldn't possibly. Gentlemen never tell, you see. A clue lies in Mr Nader's curious email address....
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12.04.2013 11.13
403. Jacqui Chaplin
Pray tell! We're on the edge of our seats.
12.04.2013 9.57
402. MG
Well, you know what they say about Iron Ladies, don't you...
